Overdue

It is a funny story that i received from one of my friends.
read it and you will know. haha…

Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his
neck – “I have great news. I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to
have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for
sure, we can’t tell anybody.”

The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call from AEC (Ahmedabad
Electric Company) because the electricity bill has not been paid.

“Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma ? “
“Yes, speaking.”
AEC guy, “You’re a month overdue, you know!”
“How do YOU know?” stammers the young woman.
“Well, ma’am, it’s in our files!” says the AEC guy .
“What are you saying? It’s in your files….HOW??”
“Yes…we have a system of finding out who’s overdue”
“GOD!!….this is too much..”
“Madam, I am sorry… I am following orders..I have to inform you are
overdue.”
“I know that.. let me talk to my husband about this tonight…he will
speak to your company tomorrow.”

That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull,
rushes to AEC office the next day morning.

“What’s going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?
What business is that of yours?” the husband shouts.
“Just calm down,” says the lady at the reception at AEC, “it’s nothing
serious. All you have to do is pay us.”
“PAY you? and if I refuse?”
“Well, in that case, sir, we’d have no option but to cut yours off.”
“And what would my wife do then?” the husband asks.
“I don’t know. I guess she’d have to use a candle.”

Interesting

At�five minutes�and�six seconds�after�4 AM on the 8th of July this year,�
the time and date will be……..

04:05:06�07/08/09

That is in the U.S. of A.

On the rest of the world, it will happen at�five minutes and�six seconds after�4 AM on the 7th of August!

This will not happen again for a thousand years.

Happy Birthday to You

Never thought that we will meet again, but i wish you and your family happiness. today is your birthday. i feel unstable. i want to buy flower for you, but i’m afraid it is not right to do it. I can not stay at home, because in my mind it’s remind of your birthday. so i go out and bought a blanch of yellow roses flowers for you. there is 26 roses. it means you are 26 year old now. i asked the flower shop bring it for you and don’t tell who is the buyer. i hope you happy to receive it.

Happy Birthday Bong Ya